You must have heard some of the puns featured here once, twice, couple of hundred times. But that’s the point of these pointless puns that they never lose the element of hilarity. Because these puns are cliff hanging on the meanings and relying on the sound and delivery, which makes it all the more funny.
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My English teacher recently recovered from a bowel cancer operation... and he tried to show me a semi colon.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Source = "GhostKillerGames"
Shooting film inside a prison has negative con sequences.
I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
I saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep. It was a lamb bikini.
I bought an impressionist painting of some flowers, but when I got back home the cat scratched it. Now I’m trying to sell it as a Clawed Monet.
I sent a food parcel to my former wife. Fed Ex.
It’s true that abortion of our population has some missed conceptions about birth control.
When I saw the depressed mathematician, I asked, “What sum adder with you?”
Q: What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A: A tire.