20 Hysterically Funny Boat Names That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone

Okay! You’ve got a boat/yacht, what do you name it? Probably, something clever like “For Sail”

I know it’s bad but it made you Shake Your Head in agreement, right?

But, if you don’t have it in yourself to crack dad jokes or give your boat a terribly funny name, then check this 20 hysterically funny boat names out.

20) Is That What Boats Are Supposed To Filled With?

19) A Different Kind Of Ecstasy

18) It Is Faster Than Your Feeble Speed Boats

17) It Just Honks & Hooks A Lot, Don’t Get Her Wrong

16) Hi! My Name Is Boat And I Have An Aquatic Problem

15) And Fishes For Alimony

14) Dayum! That’s Se…..

13) I Will Have Some Fish & Chicks On The Go

12) He Must Master Bait A Lot

11) You Will Have A Yacht & Hot Women In Your …….

10) What A Catch!

9) I CanKnot, Because I Am K…….

8) Santa Says You’ve Been Reel Nauti

7) Go And Make Me A Sand Witch

6) Has Your Girlfriend Got The Boat?

5) A Smooth Sea Never Made A Skillful Sailor

4) It’s So Meta That It’s Funny

3) Glad To Sail To Poor Person Port With You

2) Because It’s Important

1) I Will Make Him A Meal He Can’t Refuse